10 U.S.C. §2674(c)(3) & 32 C.F.R. §234.7(b) make it a federal crime to make an obscene gesture at the Pentagon in order to alarm people.
Larry
There oughta be a law…May 11, 2018
21 USC §331, 333, 343 & 21 CFR §155.201(a)(i) make it a federal crime to sell canned mushroom “buttons” if they’re more than 5mm in length.
There oughta be a law…May 10, 2018
21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §135.110(f) make it a crime to sell vanilla ice cream if the word “vanilla” isn’t at least half as high as “ice cream”
There oughta be a law…May 9, 2018
27 U.S.C. §207, §205(e) & 27 C.F.R. §4.39(g) make it a federal crime to sell wine with an American flag on the label.
There oughta be a law…May 8, 2018
21 USC §§331(a), 342 & 21 CFR §110.110 make it a federal crime to sell golden raisins containing 10 or more whole insects per 8oz.
There oughta be a law…May 6, 2018
21 USC §863(a)(2) & (d)(12) make it a federal crime to mail someone a bong for smoking marijuana.
There oughta be a law…May 5 , 2018
26 USC §5762 & 27 CFR §40.231 make it a crime for a cigar maker to give employees more than 5 large tax-free cigars per day to smoke at home
There oughta be a law…May 4, 2018
… or the “female breast below a point immediately above the top of the areola” when in a public place… unless you’re under 10 years old.
There oughta be a law…May 3, 2018
18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.67(e) make it a crime to intentionally fail to cover your genitals with opaque covering at the Cape Cod seashore…
There oughta be a law…May 2, 2018
43 USC §1733 & 43 CFR §6302.20(c) make it a federal crime to build a heliport in a federal wilderness area.