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There oughta be a law… May 19, 2018

18 USC §1465 makes it a federal crime to sell a “filthy book” across state lines.

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There oughta be a law…May 18, 2018

21 USC §331 & 21 CFR §700.27(b)(2) make it a crime to sell cosmetics made from a cow’s small intestine unless the distal ileum is removed..but remember to remove at least 80″ of the uncoiled […]

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There oughta be a law…May 17, 2018

16 USC §551 & 36 CFR §261.18(b) make it a federal crime to ride a bike, or have a hang-glider, in a national forest wilderness area.

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There oughta be a law…May 16, 2018

43 USC §1733 & 43 CFR §3715.6(j) make it a federal crime to knowingly operate a curio shop on public lands.

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There oughta be a law…May 15, 2018

49 USC §46316 & 14 CFR §101.23(a)(2) make it a crime to launch an amateur rocket into a foreign country without an agreement. cc @DPRK_News

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There oughta be a law…May 14, 2018

43 USC §373b(b) & 43 CFR §423.38(k) make it a federal crime to waterski at night in the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation’s jurisdiction.

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There oughta be a law…May 13, 2018

21 USC §§333, 343 & 21 CFR §131.206(a) make it a federal crime to sell “non-fat” yogurt with more than 0.5% milkfat.

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There oughta be a law…May 12, 2018

10 U.S.C. §2674(c)(3) & 32 C.F.R. §234.7(b) make it a federal crime to make an obscene gesture at the Pentagon in order to alarm people.

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There oughta be a law…May 11, 2018

21 USC §331, 333, 343 & 21 CFR §155.201(a)(i) make it a federal crime to sell canned mushroom “buttons” if they’re more than 5mm in length.

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There oughta be a law…May 10, 2018

21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §135.110(f) make it a crime to sell vanilla ice cream if the word “vanilla” isn’t at least half as high as “ice cream”

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