21 USC §333, 343(g) & 21 CFR §155.194(a)(3)(i) make it a federal crime to sell ketchup unless it’s spelled “Catsup,” “Ketchup,” or “Catchup”
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There oughta be a law…April 8, 2018
16 USC §707 & 50 CFR §20.21(d) make it a crime to shoot a pigeon from a car, unless you’re missing one or both legs and the car is parked.
There oughta be a law…April 7, 2018
18 USC §1382 & 32 CFR §636.28(g)(i) make it a crime to ride a moped into Fort Stewart if your helmet isn’t properly fastened under your chin
There oughta be a law…April 6, 2018
40 USC §1315 & 31 CFR §407.7 make it a federal crime to gamble at the U.S. Treasury Building.
There oughta be a law…April 5, 2018
40 USC §1315 & 45 CFR §3.23(a)(5) make it a federal crime to double park at the National Institutes of Health.
There oughta be a law…April 4, 2018
15 USC §1264 & 16 CFR §1500.18(a)(7) make it a federal crime to sell toy clacker balls consisting of two balls connected by a length of cord
There oughta be a law…April 3, 2018
21 USC §333 & 352 make it a crime to sell, among other things, toothbrushes labeled: “the conqueror of trench mouth”
There oughta be a law…April 2, 2018
7 USC §282 & 7 CFR §322.9(b) make it a crime to FedEx a box of honeybee semen into the US without accurately describing the box’s contents.
There oughta be a law…April 1, 2018
18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §4.22(b)(2) make it a federal crime to squeal your tires in a national park.