21 USC §333, 343(h) & 7 CFR §58.736(b) make it a federal crime to sell pasteurized process cheese if it doesn’t have a “velvety body.”
Larry
There oughta be a law…April 20, 2018
16 USC §668dd & 50 CFR §27.32(b)(5) make it a crime to use a boat on a wildlife refuge if its toilet doesn’t comply with federal regulations
There oughta be a law…April 19, 2018
18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.47(a)(3) make it a federal crime to go into a cave alone in Carlsbad Caverns.
There oughta be a law…April ,18 2018
16 USC §703 & 50 CFR §21.61 make it a federal crime to shoot Canada geese from a sailboat, even with a permit, unless the sails are furled.
There oughta be a law…April 17, 2018
32 C.F.R. § 935.40(r) makes it a federal crime to smoke in a “no smoking” area on Wake Island.
There oughta be a law…April 16, 2018
21 USC §676 & 9 CFR §318.6(b)(6) make it a federal crime for a meat packer to use tonsils as an ingredient in a meat food product.
There oughta be a law…April 15, 2018
18 USC §2272 makes it a federal crime for a co-owner of a boat to cast away the boat on the high seas in order to injure the other co-owner.
There oughta be a law…April 14, 2018
15 USC §6308(b)(1)(A) & 6309 make it a crime for a boxing promoter to have a financial interest in the management of a professional boxer.
There oughta be a law…April 13, 2018
31 USC §5111(d)(2), 31 CFR §82.1(b) & 82.2(a)(2) make it a federal crime to leave the US with more than $25 worth of pennies in your pocket.
There oughta be a law…April 12, 2018
40 U.S.C. §8103(b)(4) makes it a federal crime to injure a government-owned sink.