Larry

18 U.S.C. §1703(b) makes it a federal crime for a postal worker to destroy your newspaper.

21 USC §§601(n)(7), 610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.261 make it a federal crime to sell “meat loaf” unless it’s in loaf form.

21 USC §333, 343(g) & 21 CFR §155.194(a)(3)(i) make it a federal crime to sell ketchup unless it’s spelled “Catsup,” “Ketchup,” or “Catchup”

16 USC §707 & 50 CFR §20.21(d) make it a crime to shoot a pigeon from a car, unless you’re missing one or both legs and the car is parked.

18 USC §1382 & 32 CFR §636.28(g)(i) make it a crime to ride a moped into Fort Stewart if your helmet isn’t properly fastened under your chin

40 USC §1315 & 31 CFR §407.7 make it a federal crime to gamble at the U.S. Treasury Building.

40 USC §1315 & 45 CFR §3.23(a)(5) make it a federal crime to double park at the National Institutes of Health.

15 USC §1264 & 16 CFR §1500.18(a)(7) make it a federal crime to sell toy clacker balls consisting of two balls connected by a length of cord

21 USC §333 & 352 make it a crime to sell, among other things, toothbrushes labeled: “the conqueror of trench mouth”

7 USC §282 & 7 CFR §322.9(b) make it a crime to FedEx a box of honeybee semen into the US without accurately describing the box’s contents.